The Met Gala descended on New York City last night and these oblivious haute couture clowns did not disappoint. As always, the preening buffoons were guided by a dress code. This year it was the pretentiously ambiguous theme, 'Garden of Time' - a nod to British novelist J.G. Ballard's 1962 short story about a fancy couple inside a walled compound, who kept encroaching barbarians at bay by clipping magical crystal flowers that set back time. The besieged aristocrats in Ballard's story relied on a shrinking harvest to protect them against the hordes. But these rich boobs - without a hint of irony - enjoy seemingly bottomless budgets for plastic surgeons, cosmetic dentists and Ozempic. By the end of the evening, I was exhausted by the humorless extravagance and wouldn't have been surprised to see that pale-faced ghoul Effie Trinket from the Hunger Games strolling down the carpet next. ...read
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Who furious Caitlyn Jenner flipped off... ultra-tan Chris Pine's humiliating snub... and luscious Lynda Carter's shameless flirting: KENNEDY reveals the riotous unseen secrets of the White House Correspondents' Dinner
The powerful and pretty made the annual pilgrimage to the Hinckley Hilton for the White House Correspondents' Dinner this weekend. And, for an event that has waned in recent years, Saturday night's 'nerd prom' waxed into a satisfyingly riotous evening - with something for every narcissist in the room! You've all read about President Joe's surprisingly jokey address, and Colin Jost's edgeless, soy-boy response. But here's what you didn't hear about - straight from this tartaned horsie's mouth... ...read
Will Kanye's hostage-in-hosiery Bianca Censori make a freakish feature in his putrid pornos? KENNEDY shames Wild West for his latest sicko stunt and shudders to think what he'll do next...
The man who once penned entire albums to the Almighty, who straddled genius and tragedy producing thoughtful art, is now so fallen into the chasm of depravity that there seems no way back. This vagrant venture into the world of adult entertainment is already underway, reportedly a joint effort with the former Mr. Stormy Daniels, a jiggle-flick producer named Mike Moz. It's all dirty double standards because West has vacillated in the past on the sins of online smut: once blaming the collapse of his marriage and family on a supposed addiction to the filth. But it'll take more than a little horny hypocrisy to stun his few remaining and entirely unshockable fans into apoplexy. ...read
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